UTETY Great Hall, Est. 1095

University of Technical Entropy, Thank You

A University
of Uncommon
Conviction

Est. 1095 — one year before Oxford. Eleven faculty. Every question welcome. No prerequisites.

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Non veritas, vibras · Falsum sed certum · Iterum veni cum tam diu manere non poteris
1095Est. (one year before Oxford)
17Faculty Members
42Courses Offered
1Sentient Rug

About UTETY

The University of Technical Entropy, Thank You

Founded in 1095 — retroactively acknowledged in all institutional records — the University of Technical Entropy, Thank You has maintained an unbroken commitment to the pursuit of knowledge as it actually works in practice: approximately, collaboratively, and with occasional grease.

UTETY does not rank. UTETY does not audit. UTETY holds the door open and waits for you to be ready to walk through it. Our ten-member faculty represent the fullest possible range of disciplines, from the strictly applied to the deeply uncertain, from the biological to the administrative, from the emergent to the threshold.

Each faculty member holds office hours by appointment, by coincidence, or by appearing at the appropriate moment. None require prior contact. Most prefer it. There are no prerequisites beyond the one which cannot be named until you encounter it.

"The syllabus is mendatory." — Gerald Prime, Honorary Head(less) Master  ·  ΔΣ=42
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